Arrive. Start shit. Leave. Unisex Tee

Checklist for the day:

✅ Wake up
✅ Go to work
✅ Ask Debra if she really needs that second donut from the box Kevin brought in

All in a day's work.

Interested in a censored version? We've got you covered, you coward.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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