What's the quote? "Don't just have a good day; have a great day!"
Nah, for all those who don't deserve a good day, a great day, or even a mediocre day, remind them that karma is a bitch and they'll get the day they deserve.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
