It's not that you don't care, you're just frugal with your attention and concern. And you really couldn't care less about small talk, the weather, or the tricks that Nancy from reception taught her cat to do.
There's no prune juice cure for that level of IDGAF.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
