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Evolution Unisex Tee

Evolution Unisex Tee

Regular price $24.00 USD
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It's probably not how Darwin would have summarized his life's work, but he also married his first cousin because the companionship was "better than a dog anyhow." Brilliant biologist, ladies man he was not.

As a lover of science, this shirt displays the struggle and evolution of mankind, from the most simpleminded and basic of tool-wielding creature, to...

your mom.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
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