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King's Ransom Unisex Tee

King's Ransom Unisex Tee

Regular price $24.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.00 USD
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An adventure of a lifetime for the person who has everything... because they can fucking afford it. For the rest of us, there's the King's Ransom Deep Sea Adventure souvenir tee. This shirt feels like a million dollars, but luckily, it won't break the bank. It's comfortable and flattering for all and made of ring-spun cotton rather than expired carbon fiber. It won't shrink and in quality assurance testing, it hasn't imploded.


(We're not completely insensitive here at JerkSwag. We strongly believe that billionaires are good people.

Deep down.)

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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