On Your Mark Unisex Tee

Somedays, you really have to prepare yourself for the rat race.

- Fighting the traffic to get to work
- Dealing with Deanna's insufferably high pitched laugh in the next cubicle
- Taking your lunch in the break room after someone microwaves salmon

Show 'em what you really think of the race;

On your mark...
Get set...
Go fuck yourself.

Need a censored version? It ain't much, but it'll have to do.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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