In 1969, your mom was born and thus was established an elite tier for the top one percent of supreme turbo bitch. Her purpose was to teach the lost art of retail and food service employee verbal abuse and to ensure that people of color were harassed at length for doing nothing more than just enjoying themselves in a public park.
They succeeded.
Today, the generations call her Karen; but those who know call her...
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